“I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?”
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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“Writing is the only trade I know of in which sniveling confessions of extreme incompetence are taken as credentials probative of powers to astound the multitude.”
— George V. Higgins (via vintageanchorbooks)

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We can also do passive aggressive mr parking man.

There we go. Me and my first ever book award. Thank you @covbooks! (at Coventry Cathedral)

Finally getting round to reading.

“The first obligation of the celebrity mother, and by implication of all mothers who have just had a baby, is to look like a woman who hasn’t just had a baby.”
“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.”

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

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